Shake & Chug

One of our university cafes offer a drink called Naked Food-Juice. It's a small 15.2 oz bottle filled with a pound of pureed fruit and added vitamins. I've tried several, but my favorite is called Well Being, which has a lot of cold-fighting vitamins added. What cracks me up, aside from the name, are the text blocks on the packaging. For example, the directions for this bottle are "Shake & Chug". A description of the beverage is "With 5 different fruits, astragulus, Vitamin C, Echinacia and Zine, this scrumptious guardian of good health is nothing to sneeze at. An apple a day might keep the doc away, but brother - this here will put him into retirement". Their motto? "Naked: A pound of bare naked nutrition to satisfy your mind, body and buds." What a hoot!