July 26, 2005

Ridiculously in the News: The Case of The Naked Tickler

It seems we are daily faced with news of deaths overseas, terrorist plots, government probes, a never-ending criticism of high-profile people, etc etc. It's like a psychic vampire, sucking all the happiness out of life until you feel browbeaten and depressed about the future...but then you run into small articles buried on page 5 of a newspaper and you can't help but smile. Even though this person's actions are obviously criminal, you still have to laugh. In Smyrna Beach, Florida, police are searching for a man who breaks into homes, naked, while people are sleeping and attempts to tickle their feet. Hence, we now have The Naked Tickler. Sheesh.

2 comments:

Ed said...

As Mike and I were discussing a few days ago, why is it that somebody else always gets to live my dreams.... being tickled by a strange naked woman that is.

MikeyMike said...

I...I...I just don't know what to say. Holy Cow!