Agent .007

I've been given a mission to investigate some suspicious activities surrounding U.O. (the Unprofessional One) and report my findings to the HR mafia network. (They're not really mafia but fits better with the theme.) The quantity and kinds of personal phone calls that have been coming in has been noticed by several. However, lacking concrete evidence, they are unable to take action to resolve the situation. Additionally, unmarked and very suspicious mail has been arriving at the suspect's place of employment. It, also, is believed to be of a personal nature, not work-related. It is further suspected that the suspect is deceiving her spouse regarding the personal business discussed in said mail & phone calls (creditors).

This is not something I'd usually get involved in, but I strongly believe it is inappropriate for the office setting and so I have agreed. The benefit of having people stop gossiping and complaining about it would also be appreciated. I'm very good at tuning these things out, but it's difficult when others constantly bring it up. Additionally, if U.O.'s spouse is being deceived, the last thing we want to have to listen to is marriage drama when he finds out. It is none of our business and should be kept at home in my opinion. Why would you expose that kind of personal business to a very large office? We're not dumb.

Enough said. :) Happy Thursday!