99 bottles of beer on the wall....

I'm not really a beer drinker, but I do enjoy a Mike's Hard Lemonade now and then. Since college my tolerance of alcohol has sharply decreased, so a few bottles of the MH Lemonade lasts all year. Sad, I know. To the point of the story.....Friday was the Top 7 Birthday Bash, which, being in Iowa, I was not able to attend. My fabulous friend Becky did call me though so I could listen to the kareoke (sp?) while they were there. In the spirit of the event, I decided to have a drink too. So, I opened one of my HM Lemonades....it took me 3 hours to drink the whole bottle. (I know, I know...I already said it was sad.) However, here's where the story gets downright pathetic....I had only drank about 1/2 of the bottle when my arms started getting really lethargic and "heavy". You know the feeling. By the time I finished the bottle, I was losing my balance and giggling because it seemed so ridiculous to be in that condition after ONE bottle! Becky and Mikey say I need to work on my tolerance before February. I think they may be right!! LOL