A little Twain for hoots & hollers...

"Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry."--Mark Twain

When I was fourteen years old, I was amazed at how unintelligent my father was. By the time I turned twenty-one, I was astounded how much he had learned in the last seven years.--Mark Twain

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.--Mark Twain